hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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