Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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