so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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