very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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