in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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