take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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