Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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