Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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