direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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