you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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