Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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