My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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