Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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