Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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