Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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