You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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