How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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