oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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