A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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