Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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