what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
