She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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