So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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