Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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