He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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