Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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