I want to stick my p in your. b.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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