I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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