They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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