i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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