i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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