As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
wow bdsm is so cute
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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