awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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