So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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