I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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