i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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