Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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