Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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