Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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