Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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