On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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