I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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