it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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