i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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