actually, I'm a sock model
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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