Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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