Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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