College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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