so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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