In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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