p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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