Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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