How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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