He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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