That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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